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The Workhorse
The favorite bra you wear every day, forever, until it literally falls apart.
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The Bat Bra
The bra whose effects on your cleavage break every known law of physics.
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The Useless Boob Bedazzler
No support, no structure, and no function whatsoever... but oooooh, it's so pretty!
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The Aspirational Brassiere
Purchased accidentally, this bra is a full cup size too large... but you keep it around anyway, in the hopes of giving your boobs something to strive for.
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Sir Pokes-a-Lot
The bra with a sharp, badly-lined underwire that causes unavoidable injuries every time you wear it.
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The Deceiver
The bra that makes your boobs look five times bigger than they actually are.
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The Great Descender
The strapless bra which, no matter how tightly you cinch it, always wriggles its way down to your waist within five minutes of leaving the house.
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The Heavy Hitter
Overwires, underwires, a five-pronged hydraulic clasp system, and straps thick enough to choke a donkey: this bra is a must-have for the large-breasted set.
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The Interloper
A bra which... wait a second. This isn't my bra! Whose bra is this?! ALIEN BRA INVASION OMG.
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The Vise
Worn for workouts, this bra's smushing abilities are legend.
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